Joe Bond and the Big haired menaceEditJoe (Little sister Joe) Bond spent lots of his time making presentations and being a nun before becoming partners with Shneed Elmou. He is said to be invincible, he claims it is due to his "healthy orange glow".Since 2000 he has been bothered by an annoying lump of hair attached to an xbox called The Big haired menace. This is due to the fact that it has big hair and it is a menace to all of society. The Big haired menace influenced Joe to invent, along with associate and accuantince the Cat Word theorem. This alowed people to communicate with "tubes" like the menace without them going bizzurk and throwing baggage at you. This was a relatively good idea until the Menace began to produce a green liquid which was eventually his own downfall. Today Joe Bond is out fighting crime, singing songs and scaring people by doing his afamed elephant impression.
Explaining the theoremEdit
Here's the basic formula :
Com.=C squared+5 "the word".
For those who are confused I will explain; Communicating is made possible by the amount of Cats times by itself plus the word of choice shaved in to the cat times 5. e.g. To communicate 3 cats times 3 makes 9 plus the word dog times 5 would equal dog 45. Dog 45 would then be 4 plus 15 plus 7 plus square root of 45 (6.708) which equals 32.708 . The cat would then have to be 32.708 cm in length and 10cm in diameter.
I hope thats cleared it up.